![]() I’m not late, I operate on a different time zone called MY time zone. ![]() I don’t have a Type A personality, I have a Type AAA personality.Of course I’m busy, I have to quadruple my productivity to compensate for chatty co-workers.I don’t hate my job, I just wouldn’t do it for free.Coffee keeps me semi-functional most days.įunny work quotes everyone who has a job can relate to.Cake for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.Cheese makes everything better except ice cream.Donuts – helping police officers and hoarders stay busy since 1847.Brunch makes me hungry for breakfast and lunch.Of course I want cake, it has my favorite food group – frosting.I only eat gluten on days that end in Y.If you can’t handle me before coffee, good luck after.I only eat organic, gluten-free, farm-to-table pizza.Don’t worry about me, I wasn’t trained to fail.įunny food quotes can make for tasty Discord statuses.I don’t hate people, I’m allergic to stupidity.Of course I’m right, I thought about it yesterday.I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.No, I’m not ignoring you, I’m thinking if replying is worth the effort.I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop annoying me.I don’t have OCD, I just like perfection.Of course I’m busy, my schedule is jam packed with procrastinating.I don’t have an attitude, I just carry presence.Yes, I have many problems – 99% are imaginary.Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.Of course I’m listening, I just have selective hearing.I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode. ![]() Sarcastic quotes and dry humor are perfect funny Discord status options. See also 200+ Quotes About Respecting Others Sarcastic Quotes
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